The Lawn Nazi by satellite

Even from miles above earth, his green grass still stands out. I'm trying to decide when this picture was taken by looking at how our cars (I'm the partially hidden house on the left) are parked and I would have to say that it must have been earlier today. Also, you can see their ever shrinking garden. Back in its hey day, there was plenty of yelling from him to his two boys to get out there and weed/prune/hoe...whatever it takes to grow a garden. Now, he's doing most of the work and most of it was consumed by sunflowers. Another point of interest: notice how straight the edging is around the tree in the front yard and the top of the garden. A few years ago when the city redid the street, he got the measurements of how much they would be digging up of his front yard and did it himself and put the grass that he carefully dug up in his garden and reused some of it later when they were done with the street. I had fun watching him from the window getting down on all fours and measuring everything and using a level.

Coming up: Now that the snow has currently melted, I will sneak a picture of the one tree left in his backyard that he's trying to kill to share with you how he's doing it. Ingenious or insane? You be the judge.