I had an interesting dream last week that has stuck with me. I was in an open Jeep Wrangler with Dubya, who was driving, his daughter Barbara in the passenger seat and then me and Laura squashed in the backseat together. We were having a jolly old time until Dubya got word that people were after us. Shortly after, we were found and then chased by men I never saw but we were able to hide in some sort of warehouse. Rather than just sitting there, I wanted to get home so I headed outside in the pitch blackness of night only to discover that I was behind my local mall so me being as stealthy as I was, snuck around to my car and drove off without turning on the headlights. Prior to ditching the first family, I told them what to do: toss marbles on the floor. This way, when the people after them break in, they will all stumble and fall like they do in the movies.
I'm now thinking of purchasing a large quantity of marbles for home security.
3 comments:
Were you a big Macaulay Culkin fan?
I don't ever remember dreaming about being with the president, which in our current case is a good thing!
Ed - I do enjoy Home Alone 1.
Sage - He looks like a fun guy but I think he has ticked too many people off for me to feel comfortable off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler with unless we were on his ranch and not behind a mall in the liberal city of Ann Arbor.
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