The front:
The back:
I found it inappropriate for a number of reasons such as:
1. I am a landlocked Yankee. Why would someone torture me by sending me a photo of the beach and ocean?
2. I am a landlocked Yankee in the throws of late winter. Why would someone torture me by sending me a photo of the beach and ocean?
3. The use of "ain't".
4. The handwriting that, while I'm not a professional analyzer, kind of screams "serial killer".
5. Last but not least...the mention of another woman.
Any guesses on who sent it to me? Does anyone analyze handwriting and can confirm #4?
13 comments:
I LOVE that he sent you a postcard mentioning me!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.
That made my crappy day a little better right there :)
TC - I'm glad a shout out from a possible serial killer brightened the crappy day. :-)
Well, I'm not concerned. He sent it to you, not me.
Touche!
The handwriting that, while I'm not a professional analyzer, kind of screams "serial killer".
OK, that made me cackle out loud at work this morning. My intelligence must be continuing to deteriorate :)
I'm glad you realize you're a Yankee. Could you also please inform "the other woman" that she's a Yankee, too? She seems to be in denial.
Bone - Actually I think your intelligence is greatly improving over the past month or so. :-)
You're on your own with the other Yankee female. My female numbers are very, very low so I have to keep the one that I do have. Let her have her sweet tea, her Daisy Dukes, mud pies, Willie Nelson, 5 missing teeth and speaking in a faux Southern accent. :-)
At first I was afraid you two were talking about me, but there is no way that anyone would ever consider me to be "the other woman" and I don't like Daisy Dukes, or mud pies, missing teeth (except in babies!) or faux accents. They gotta be real.
Thank goodness you two weren't talking about me! :-D
But you like Willie Nelson?!? Oh dear. I just may have to break up with you now. :-)
You can't truly be Southern until you stop using "pop" to refer to coke.
Let me guess...you Southerners call Coke "Pepsi"? :-)
I killed off a box of cereal this morning...
I have to admit, that wasn't the handwriting I was expecting. I was expecting something...well neater. That looked closer to my wife's which is what you expect in a doctor.
No, I don't like Willie. But I do like a lot of other classic country.
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