The scene: A busy Wendy's restaurant during the lunch rush on a Thursday. Marky Mark is working the fountain drinks and getting people their fries. Murf is awaiting her turn at the counter.
Marky Mark: HEY!
Murf looks over at him and takes a second to realize that he is like 5 feet away from her.
Murf: Hey!
Marky Mark: You got your hair cut.
Murf: Yes, yes I did.
A few seconds pass before she notices something and decides to point it out rather loudly.
Murf: You shaved your chest hair!
Marky Mark: Yeah. The girlfriend likes it the other way so I'm growing it back in.
Murf then places her order and moves to the side as she awaits for it. Meanwhile, her coworker Jan steps up to place her order.
Murf: Jan, Marky Mark shaved his chest!
Jan fumbles her English as she processes this information and tries to order her lunch while the poor girl taking our order smirks and shakes her head.
3 comments:
Although unsettling to think about, it is probably more sanitary that way. Wouldn't want to get a stray chest hair on my coke.
I was always surprised that they didn't make him button his Wendy's polo shirt all the way up. It wasn't just a sprinkling of hair, either. It looked like he had a black bear cub laying on his chest.
Maybe that is why he is quite the ladies man. They find him cuddly like a teddy bear.
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