Forget poor Sarah's likelihood of getting grilled by Joe Biden in a debate or John McCain being a prisoner of right-winged Republicans and not the maverick he claims to be (I probably shouldn't admit it but I'll give him props...that's a quote from John Kerry), the person I really feel sorry for is Levi Johnston. The only thing this poor guy did was find a female that believed him when he said that the pull out method is the best form of birth control (and how many of us females have heard that "Oh, just let me stick it in for a minute" line in our younger days? Too numerous to count) and now he's being dragged out into this crazy political world where he got roped into marriage, has to keep his hair cut nicely, can no longer purchase beer underage since everyone knows who he is and most importantly, can never ditch his girlfriend or he'll be a pariah. All this from just a roll around on a real bearskin rug during a long Alaskan late winters night. His life will never be the same if McCain wins. Obama may have just got his biggest supporter yet.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Poor Levi
Forget poor Sarah's likelihood of getting grilled by Joe Biden in a debate or John McCain being a prisoner of right-winged Republicans and not the maverick he claims to be (I probably shouldn't admit it but I'll give him props...that's a quote from John Kerry), the person I really feel sorry for is Levi Johnston. The only thing this poor guy did was find a female that believed him when he said that the pull out method is the best form of birth control (and how many of us females have heard that "Oh, just let me stick it in for a minute" line in our younger days? Too numerous to count) and now he's being dragged out into this crazy political world where he got roped into marriage, has to keep his hair cut nicely, can no longer purchase beer underage since everyone knows who he is and most importantly, can never ditch his girlfriend or he'll be a pariah. All this from just a roll around on a real bearskin rug during a long Alaskan late winters night. His life will never be the same if McCain wins. Obama may have just got his biggest supporter yet.
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This is what I like about you--you're always looking out for the underdog.
Thanks, Jack. I do try in my own little way.
I believe Mcain is telling Levi that he just f--ked his campaign in that photo LOL
Yeah, Levi's life is pretty much over at this point. If only he had pulled out a few seconds earlier...
If you have a boy, Ed, you better teach him that maneouver.
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